Garbage from the internet
I'm out here scrolling the government's social media so you don't have to. Let's start strong with the tweet that made it to SNL last night:

That is genuinely from the official DHS twitter (X) account. Love how they're getting into Christmas.
Next, I give you a re-truth from DTJ's account:

And this gem from the official White House feed:


So much love and holiday spirit!