The Onion Swooping In With Christmas Cheer
The Onion had me at the headline, but the content also slaps:
“This funding will go a long way toward making our great nation even cozier... It’s high time we address the problems of our crumbling infrastructure with dreamier, more whimsical decor..."
Congress Allocates $45 Million To Hang Fairy Lights Along U.S. Border https://t.co/au4In9B3jI
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 16, 2025