The Onion's Hot Immigration Takes
Y'all. I get my news from a wide variety of sources. WaPo. BBC. Nightly News. Truth Social (my motto: I follow so you don't have to). But sometimes, you just need The Onion, which, for the record, I read on paper in college since, you know, we didn't really have the internet.
Here's just some of their recent immigration coverage:
- Trump Supporter Has Few Backup Scapegoats Ready To Go In Case Crackdown On Immigrants Doesn’t Fix Everything (“I’m expecting the mass deportations, forced registrations, indefinite detainment without trial, and expanded surveillance to solve every conceivable problem, but just to be safe, I’ve got a handful of other groups I’m ready to demonize,” said McGuire, adding that he is prepared to shift his outrage to welfare recipients, environmental activists, and possibly liberal college professors...)
- ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
You really should click on that video, it's under a minute long. And hilarious. In a dark humor, I really hope my sister doesn't move abroad like she's contemplating, sort of way.
